Indian Porno Names

So, At work today the subject of Indian porno names came up with one of my mates at work, Although the highlight of the day was this exchange:

“I DON’T YELL ALL THE TIME! WHEN DO I YELL?” – Co-Worker
” What are you talking about? You’re doing it right now!” – Me
“NO IM NOT!”
“Ok Fine, You don’t yell all the time, you just speak in allcaps”

We also came up with some fantastic names for Indian Themed Pornos: IE:

“Bollywood Sluts Go Nuts”
“River Ganges Bi Hindu Pilgrims Vol. 4″
“Shantytown Bitches”
“Gangbang before Honor Killing”
“Kasmiri Virgins Vol. 9 – Which of course had the following description “We Invade a small part of Pakistani Held territory in search of the hottests virgin sluts”

Ah, Political Themed Pornos, how can you go wrong? I should make it into a competition. You suggest a Political Theme and I’ll make porno names out of them

The Mental Fog.

It’s becoming more and more obvious to me during my moments of mental acuity that there is something seriously deficient with the way my mind is working. During the fog, I can’t think, I can sit in a stupor and it feels as though any tough thought process will drain me. I get tired, I get pissed off and I have to rely on other peoples judgment that I may later question. That is pretty frustrating for a guy that likes to be in control you know?

I do other things.

Sometimes the best moments are the one that happen by accident.

Things that don’t necessarily relate to insulting the world or the people in it. I also take photos. The above one is one of my friend Ceara. I accidentally did a double exposure on a brownie camera. Remarkably easy to do if you don’t roll the film on.

And sometimes I attempt to code things. I’m currently trying to learn Ruby on Rails . I just installed it today. And might give it a go at Cocoa.

Also on the list of things to do this week: Apply for another job. Again.

- Insensitivewords.

Trying to get off the train…

Insensitivewords: this is slower than trying to get into Dachau.

Can you hear me now?

Lonegunman 10:23 “You live on the moon, no local numbers.”
insensitivewords Dear Neil
We Tried calling
but there is no cell reception in the Aeris Crater
So, anyway
make your own way back home
regards,
Nasa.

Frustration

insensitivewords: God help me when I discover the ability to brick someone in the face via the telephone.

Encountering Grue’s

insensitivewords 12:50 You are the Japanese Army.
12:51 Go East.
12:51 You have Encountered a Grue.
12:51 Game Over.
insensitivewords 12:51 You are the Japanese Army.
Go west.
12:51 You have encountered a communist grue.
12:51 Game Over.

Lonegunman 12:51 LOL
insensitivewords 12:52 You are the Japanese Army.
Go South
You have encountered the Australians.
They Rape you with a hammer on the Kododa Track.
Game Over.
Lonegunman 12:55 You are the Japanese.
Look Up
White Flash. Game Over.
insensitivewords 12:55 You are George W Bush
Invade Iraq.
You have encountered low approval ratings.
Game Over.

Lonegunman 12:56 I think I can summarise that one better
Lonegunman You are George W Bush
Game Over.
insensitivewords 12:56 Lol

insensitivewords 12:56 You are Gorbachev.
Launch Glasnost.
You have encountered a Coup.
Game over.

insensitivewords You are a 9/11 Hijacker.
Go West
You encounter the WTC
Game Over.